GET MORE VIEWS: Top 10 garorangeteed ways

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1. have a missspelling in your title, its a bold move that is sure to draw in people who love correcting you grammar.

2. Use a larger than normal font. Big-ass fonts help people who don’t see no good, and also it make you feel smart when read many page, which is easier with big word but not say so much.

3. Be short but

4. Include links to back to your social media all through your article, not just at the end, this way if someone might accidently read more of your stuff.

5. Put pictures related to your article in your article.

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6. If your pictures suck ass maybe add a cute animal.

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holy hell

7. Actually videos are better.

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keep clicking

6. use block qoutes all over the freaking place.

“Actually videos are better.”

People love block qoutes because it lets them pick up on the interesting bits without actually reading jackshit. Copy block qoute, paste in facebook comment, look smart as hell.

“Top 10 garorangeteed”

7. Make a fricken lits becauses; list1

“People love block qoutes because it lets them pick up on the interesting bits without actually reading jackshit. Copy block qoute, paste in facebook comment, look smart as hell.”

8.USE CAPS TO GET ATTENTION, YOU DONT HAVE TO MORE ORIGINAL, YOU JUST HAVE TO BE MORE NOTICEDER.

9.be afraid to have a controversial opinion.

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someobdy call lisa frank i have money idea

“be afraid”

10. Your gonna wanta no the differance between you’re use of Your and You’re, if your not shure then just use UR.

10. AWLAYS END A LIST AT #10

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