REVIEW: DUNGEON SOULS

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Platform: PC (win/mac/nux)
Type: dungeon crawl twinstick rogueish
OPEN THYNE PARCHMENT TO GAZE INTO THE DEPTHES; >>>>>>>>>>>>>

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find the snowflakes

HOW THIS GAME WORK?
THE DOOR IS NOT OPEN, FIND THE SNOWFLAKES, STEP THEM.

a shop occured

LOOK A SHOP HAS OCCURRED! THE ITEMS HAVE RED BITS FOR REASON YOU CANNOT BYE.

chest1

LOOK A CHEST! … iTS LOCKED. :<

its-a-rock-hooray

HOORAY A RED SNOWFLAKE! NO IS OTHER CIRCLE, HERE COMES A ROCK.

chest3

DIFFERENT CHEST, SAME LOCKED. :/

aoe
SNOWFLAKE?! OH NO! DEMONS! USE THE AOE! THE DEMONS HAS DIED. COLLECT THE LOOT BITS.

OKAY THE OTHER LOOTS DO NOT HOOVER INTO NU/WO/MAN. PRESS THE SPACE, SPACE MAKES YOU PART OF THE GAME. ACTION COLLECT!
YOU THINK WAIT, WHY NOT AUTO GET? I WANT ALL THE ITEMS?! DO YOU? THOOUGH? tHOU DOST.


chest2
fUCKCHESTSS. 😡


farewell timid salesmansern
TIME TO DUNGEON CAPITALISM. PICK BEST ITEM BECAUSE SHOP PEOPLE ARE EASILY SCARED BY MONEY AND WILL DISAPPEAR WITH OTHER TWO ITEM ONCE YOU BUY ONE OF THEM.


OH GOOD ITS A DEMON BUTTERFLY

demonfly

Thankyou dutterfle. You are prince among pupated demons.

GAAAAAAAAME RANK:

dUNGEONS: 6/10
PIXELS (dpi): 5/10
RISK OF RAIN: MUCH BETTER GAME
CHESTS: GOFUCK/10
SHOP TENDERNESS: 7/10
ENTERTAINMENT MADE FROM ACTUAL PLAYING:2/10
DEMONFLY KISSES: 9/10
ARBITRARY TOTAL: PLAY SOMETING ELSE/IT’S OK

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Author: News Reparter

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