Snorting Chocolate and Worse Ideas

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Legal drugs are all the rage, but it seems like drugs just aren’t becoming legal fast enough for today’s Millennials which is why the company behind terrible products like energy drinks mixed with alcohol and smokable potpourri are capitalizing on this need for (all natural and 100% legal alternatives to) Speed. But enough about whatever that last sentence said, I feel like somebody just said the word legal so many times that it doesn’t even mean anything anymore.  Hit that “Read more” button for a totally legal serotonin high the FDA doesn’t want you to know about.* >>>>>>>>> Continue reading “Snorting Chocolate and Worse Ideas”

Star Fox 2 to be Released, 9th Seal Broken

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There’s a new mini console coming, the SNES classic, to be released later this year. Although this is enough to excite Nintendo diehards, there’s a more interesting release precipitated by the launch of the SNES classic: The first ever official unveiling of Star Fox 2, the mysteriously shutters sequel to the smash hit Star Fox.  Why has Nintendo chosen to finally unleash Star Fox 2, and why were they keeping it locked away all these years? Continue reading “Star Fox 2 to be Released, 9th Seal Broken”

PSVR’s Virtua Fighter Demo goes Terribly Wrong

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Sony held a press conference behind closed doors early this morning to demonstrate the upcoming PSVR game: Virtua Fighter VR. On the stage a demonstrator wore the PSVR headset and as the house lights went down the audience anticipated viewing a live stream of the game. What happened instead has yet to be fully explained by Playstation representatives or the scientific community at large. Continue reading “PSVR’s Virtua Fighter Demo goes Terribly Wrong”